Old Man Strength

Have you heard about the phenomenon of "old man strength?" I tend to believe in it. As I age, I know I am not as physically gifted as my younger days, but I am more stubborn than a mule, and mules are strong-willed bastards of a beast. Old man strength is the power we obtain through the years. Older men can pound a young man's butt by throwing the right punch at the right time, like when the other guy isn't looking. See... this is wisdom. Old guys can kick you in the balls when you aren't expecting it. An old man can pretend they are enraged, which can be scary for a young person. Old man strength is how "Jedi Mind Tricks" was thought up. Old man strength means you don't have to fight fair. It happens naturally to old men, like getting up to pee in the middle of the night. As you get older, your reserves of patience begin to dwindle with the same old bullshit of bad behavior by the human race. When we lose our patience, things can spill over into a psychotic shit show, and we are possible of anything. We can throw our dinner plates across the room or slam the door off its hinges when we lose our minds. Don't mess with an older man when he reaches this state of rage. God forbid if the guy is liquored up or didn't take his meds. Old man strength is real.