Body Hair, To Be or Not to Be

Sometimes I envy those fellows who decided body hair will never be an issue to worry about. They will let all of their hair growing on the body go unattended for long periods. This includes all scalp, ear, nose, back, neck, face, pubic and chest hair and how can I forget, eyebrows. Most men don't give a second thought about eyebrow hair, but I have seen plenty who need a little manscaping.

I think if you let your body hair go wild and free for a significant period, you will begin to appear repulsive to most of the opposite sex. Unless, of course, you can find a partner who either has a fetish for this or is a natural person.

I wonder about the men who grow their sideburns so long they can comb them into their regular scalp hair. Don't they realize this style went out in the 1890s? When nose hair grows into a mustache, I contemplate if the guy owns scissors or a mirror. I fight ear hairs going undetected for weeks until they sprout out to a length resembling antennas.

 Usually, chest hair is the last thing to be trimmed. Most guys don't possess enough to anguish about. The hair growing above your collar is an alarm to put to rest the werewolf look. Back hair is in its own category. Check out the guy with a hairy back as he whips off his shirt at the pool... wait a few seconds until the eyes of judgment reign upon him. Poor bastard must be given credit for the bold move.

Lastly, we need to address the pubic area, which is not as critical except for one thing; Does the hair cover up your manhood so much it is missing in action? A precaution to be noted is to be careful not to rush too quickly into battle. Choices need to be made, such as scissors, electric trimmers, wax, Nair, and matches. I don't recommend matches because the odor of burning hair is horrendous. I go with the electric trimmer until I'm safe enough my skin is nowhere near cutting blades. Like I said before, you can bypass all the body hair correctness by going total manly manliness, but I warn of the consequences.