The Recliner, Man’s Real Best Friend

       I was at the mall following my wife around. She knows this is one of my most loathed activities on this planet. She was tired of my moaning and groaning, so she dragged me into a couple of shops that I might like. One was Victoria's Secret, and the other was Brookstone. Victoria's Secret was okay until I got shot down for one of my suggestions of skimpy lingerie.

        After the VS experience and paying forty dollars for her bra, I knew I wanted to get out of this mall. One last stop to Brookstone, which is a store that specializes in unique and quirky electronic stuff. Right in the front was the recliner display. I threw my torso into this unit and started playing with the remote control. I could massage my whole body with the touch of a button, even my feet and my head. I sat in the chair for half an hour and didn’t care what all of the looky-loos were thinking. I was a new man when I pried my body out of the chair. The unit is a little pricy, around $3000. I am considering it because I would always be happy staying home.